Time for some change

It’s def­i­nitely been a long time since I’ve actu­ally updated my blog. Hon­estly, I had a good rea­son why not to — no focus.

No focus in the sense that this blog really didn’t have any real goal or pur­pose. It started off as a cool thing to do (all the cool kids are doing it), then a per­sonal soap box and finally a bit of news report­ing. To be frank, I failed at all of those. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not call­ing myself a fail­ure in a self-deprecating way. I mean in the best, post-mortem way. To real­ize the err of one’s way is the first step to recov­ery and prevention.

So let’s con­sider this a first step in that recovery.

At the behest of one of my biggest sup­port­ers (Mom, of course), I will use my first post as a guide­line for the future of this blog. Addi­tion­ally, since I find myself usu­ally at a loss when asked to give a story about my life, I will try to present my diary-like log entries in some sort of prose-like for­mat. To not pigeon­hole myself, to allow my cre­ative juices to flow and respect other cre­atives, I will attempt to use a dif­fer­ent style of writ­ing for each post — short story, poetry, haiku, quotation.

I’ll also try to be less sopho­moric. It’ll be hard (that’s what she said) but I must try. My cur­rent age is not what is dic­tat­ing the change (32) but instead my desire to really be taken more seri­ously… by myself.

Wel­come to my new. Say hello to Hand Sig­nal Before Turning.


Can I get any nerdier/weirder?

So, I’m sit­ting here lis­ten­ing to elec­tron­ica radio with my Last.fm client on my Nokia N810, eat­ing Haa­gen Dazs Green Tea ice cream at 11am (and wear­ing a green polo with green Polo Sport shoes too), cod­ing a CAN-based boot­loader and look­ing up gan­glions (gross) and just real­ized some­thing.…
I’m pretty weird.
I love it!


Greatest.Coder.LOLCAT.Evar

Yeah… and I made it! If you see it any­where else, let me know as it isn’t for com­mon use.
Com­ing soon to a con­sumer device near you. For NDA rea­sons, I can’t tell you who or what prod­uct, but let’s just say if our fair­weather friend doesn’t fare the weather so well, Mal­lo­cat will apeerz!


Back from Japan

Ok… So I just got back from Japan and I only have one thing to say.
I have found my home.
I never should’ve left. Granted I did visit as a tourist, but I did avoid the typ­i­cal tourist traps (exclud­ing Meiji Shrine). Even in my short stay (1 week), I believe I have seen enough to war­rant my


I’m going to Japan!!

Guess what? Oh.. You already got it..
Stu­pid title…
Yes, that’s right folks. I’m going to the land of the ris­ing sun. The won­der­if­er­ous place where Love Hotels are pop­u­lous and guns are far and few between. So what does this mean to you? It means, many beau­ti­ful pic­tures of me gloat­ing and hav­ing a great time


The Japanese ROCK!

I’m telling you, Japan­ese engi­neers are the bestest! I mean, seri­ously, aitsu. From Mind remote con­trol humans, to the lap pil­low, no other coun­try sup­ports their engi­neers wild imag­i­na­tions (and lonely per­ver­sions) as much as Japan.
As an exam­ple, I think they’ve out­done them­selves with this one. Just think for a moment. Think about all those times


I’m a Traitor..

I finally did it. I moved out of Shade Tree (the apart­ment com­plex will remain name­less for their anonymin­ity *cough*Lake*choke*Meadows*cough*). I actu­ally moved out of the city to a sub­urb of all places. All the years I would talk about how much I though the ‘burbs sucked and that they were bor­ing and that the